So a while ago I
analysed at great length took a nap and worked out all the elements you need to win a Hugo Award.
The result was a story called “Whaliens”, published earlier this year in Analog Magazine. It is currently reprinted online, under the title of “How To Win A Hugo Award”, over at Pornokitsch.
Follow this foolproof method and you, too, could win a Hugo! (though, since I was never even nominated for one, you should probably take this with a pinch of salt).